Dear Random Canadian, What is "tat," and why would anyone trade"tit" for it? Well, whatever the reason, I received another one of your coins, and I’m trading you tit for tat for it. Enclosed find your silly Canadian penny and one of our American ones. Nice try, Canuck.
Anyway, I applaud you for your efforts to overthrow our government by keeping a constant flow of Canadian currency trickling into our country. But I’m on the job, Mountie, and I’m ever-watchful.Ever-watchful.
It’s funny the way these things work. I bet deep down inside, you and I are a lot alike. We probably share common likes,dislikes and a love of hockey. Yet here we are, pitted against each other.Friend and foe. North and south. Two men forced into a never-ending battle for world domination. Under different circumstances, we could probably be friends. Life is funny that way.
Nevertheless, I extend to you my admiration as an adversary who respects your relentless pursuit of your goal. This much I know. You will never quit. But remember this, wacky Canadian. Neither will I.
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